Friday, February 24, 2006
WANTED!
Criminal Mastermind flees to India
Mr. B. B. B. , seen here with his poor unsuspecting victims.
The man responsible for a recent flurry of dastardly activity in Holland Village has been found by the Singapore Immigration Authorities(SIA) to be sneaking his way to India sometime tomorrow morning. Mr. B. B. B. (we have given him another name to protect his identity) is notorious for terrorising Holland Village, especially a certain Settler's Cafe.
Just recently, Mr. B. B. B. and his unsuspecting victims visited Settler's for a round of games. Among the many dastardly deeds he committed that night was to trick one victim into believing a taxi stand was a bus stop, cruelly isolate the poor little pigs in Galloping Pigs, attack severely a beef steak, and continually snatch away the wooden "totem" in Jungle Speed, much to his victims' utter dismay.
Police will be actively searching all exit points for this elusive mastermind. Anyone who possesses information on the whereabouts of Mr. B. B. B. is urged to dial 1900-bird-feathers.
A Special News Report brought to you by the multi-award-winning journalist Belle de Nuit.
God bless! (:
illuminated. 10:19 PM
Thursday, February 23, 2006
twinkling stars in the night sky.
just went to fisherman's with these 3 babes (: loved staring at the night sky, the distant lights, smelling the sea breeze(though the ciggy smoke soon polluted it. bah. smoking ban NOW, please.)
i'm so proud of lambo. i mean, what other friend can drive so wonderfully? as she waved to garjing, she actually let go of the steering wheel and the car swerved. and even with the words "hump ahead" she couldn't see the actual hump on the road. you go, gurl! haha.
well, vuling and her terror tuition stories were hilarious. now she's a girl really cut out to be Teacher of the Year. NIE trainees, eat yer hearts out. she'll not spare the rod, or slaps, or scoldings, or whatever. scaryy.
as for garjing, the surprise of the night was that she wore jeans! for someone whose wardrobe is made up of skirts, short skirts, fbts, shoes, heels, shorter skirts, dresses... it's no mean feat. i salute you garjing! you have given up your femininity. join the darkk side. ;)
look at the stars; look how they shine for you.
illuminated. 1:25 AM
Tuesday, February 21, 2006
horriday woes.
(and other thoughts)
i have 3 assignments now! three. when there used to be two. three essays to structure & crack my brains on. plus, i have TONS of books to read! all the heavyweights in Engrish Literature like Dickens & Austen & Shakespeare, and(sad to say)some 'unknown' Singaporean writers. SIGHHH. no luxury for me this holiday week!
on to other thoughts: being in the spotlight isn't what i'm hankering after. one gets either praise or criticism, but the thing one definitely gets is judgment. those words cut quick and cut deep. though said in seeming jest, the insinuations were clear. but let me forget this passing remark & remember the encouragement instead. (:
despite all these, today was a great day to start the week off! the time spent with friends was relaxing, and pleasant hilarious surprises presented themselves, much to my delight. (: so bonne nuit to all! cheers to the 6 days left of the hols.
illuminated. 1:50 AM
Wednesday, February 15, 2006
how do i love thee? let me count the ways.
this Valentine's, i learnt...
<3 how much one simple question asked can lead to disappointment, however unintentional and in the name of fun.
<3 how roses & chocolates & gifts that unexpectedly come from friends are the most beautiful things of all. well, the people rawk too (:
<3 that Jesus' love is the only love that never faileth. never. (:
<3 that i should seriously consider entering into a nunnery. saves me a whole lotta hearbreak. hahaha.
illuminated. 12:18 AM
Friday, February 10, 2006
retrospection.
i've only seriously realized it's 11 feb now. too many days have flown by me in the blink of an eye. it's been 3 weeks since her passing...and life goes on. inevitably. well, i just can't waaait for the one week break; i'll finally have some space to breathe & rest.
on a lighter note, Valentine's day is around the corner! this celebration only gives couples a license to have PDA and to lavish flowers/chocolates/gifts on each other. not that they care wut i think..they're in a world of their own most of the time. but i admit, the haising times were fun. getting heart-shaped balloons, ferrero rochers left mysteriously on the desk, bouquets of blue or red or pink roses, little bears, bookmarks, cards, anonymous love letters. 'twas hilariously sweet and yet slightly awkward at the same time. jc and uni times just don't quite cut it.
anyways, shout-outs to a selected few:
the pink-lover - sing yer fave songs, smile even in the storm, and know God will see you through it all.
the piggy king kong & the carribean breakdancer- though it's hard to let you go, in the Father's hands i know, that a lifetime's not too long to live as friends.
blessed weekend all. (:
illuminated. 11:59 PM
Monday, February 06, 2006
absolute hilarity.
the old adage, "Laughter is the best medicine", certainly rings true. for the past 3 days, i've been laughing. a lot. loud throw-back gaping mouth guffaws. high-pitched giggles. cheeky snorting chuckles. (okay enough wit showing my expansive vocab huh =X ) it's all thanks to a particular bunch of gr... okay, not grapes, but a bunch of
GREAT PEOPLE!
thanks for the tutoring of Bridge, the well-chaffeured rides, the delicious steamboat, the wonderfully yummy cookies&cream, the amusing dare to present the starbucks counter girl with $500 monopoly currency, the ultra weird "Q&A session" that had everyone in stitches, and the singalong competition in starbucks.
to all: for spouting lame jokes and crappy sayings, for uttering prayers & sending smses, for just simply being there to comfort me & lift my spirits-
i'm so blessed. (:
illuminated. 1:02 AM