WANTED!
Criminal Mastermind flees to India
Mr. B. B. B. , seen here with his poor unsuspecting victims.
The man responsible for a recent flurry of dastardly activity in Holland Village has been found by the Singapore Immigration Authorities(SIA) to be sneaking his way to India sometime tomorrow morning. Mr. B. B. B. (we have given him another name to protect his identity) is notorious for terrorising Holland Village, especially a certain Settler's Cafe.
Just recently, Mr. B. B. B. and his unsuspecting victims visited Settler's for a round of games. Among the many dastardly deeds he committed that night was to trick one victim into believing a taxi stand was a bus stop, cruelly isolate the poor little pigs in Galloping Pigs, attack severely a beef steak, and continually snatch away the wooden "totem" in Jungle Speed, much to his victims' utter dismay.
Police will be actively searching all exit points for this elusive mastermind. Anyone who possesses information on the whereabouts of Mr. B. B. B. is urged to dial 1900-bird-feathers.
A Special News Report brought to you by the multi-award-winning journalist Belle de Nuit.
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